SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
isn't that a label they put on small objects?
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"There is always that one band that comes along when you are 14 or 15 years old that manages to hit you in just the right way and changes your whole perception of things"
Alex Turner (via aybigayl
"A man who assisted in autopsies in a big urban hospital, starting in the mid-1950s, describes the many deaths from botched abortions that he saw. “The deaths stopped overnight in 1973.” He never saw another in the 18 years before he retired. “That,” he says, “ought to tell people something about keeping abortion legal."“The Way It Was”
— Mother Jones Magazine — Abortion before Roe v. Wade.
(Source: victorysadcake, via thefreshprinceofbelarus)
James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause.
(Source: thelittlefreakazoidthatcould, via jessepnkman)
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.